Bill Bailey
(born Mark Bailey
[1] 24 February 1964, Bath, Somerset) is an English stand-up comedian, musician and actor, known for his appearances on Have I Got News for You
, Never Mind the Buzzcocks
, QI
, Black Books
and for playing the father of Maxxie Oliver in Skins
.
Bailey was listed by The Observer
as one of the 50 funniest acts in British comedy in 2003, and in 2007 he was voted number seven on Channel 4's hundred greatest stand-ups. [2]
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Personal life
Bailey spent the majority of his childhood in
Keynsham, a town situated between
Bath and
Bristol in the
West of England. His father was a
general practitioner and his mother was a hospital
ward sister. His maternal grandparents lived in an annexe, built on the side of the house by his maternal grandfather who was a stonemason and builder. Two rooms at the front of the family house were for his father's surgery.
Bailey was educated at
King Edward's School, Bath,
[3] where he was initially an academic pupil winning most of the prizes. However, at about the age of 15 years, he started to become distracted from school work when he realised the thrill of performance as a member of a school band called Behind Closed Doors, which played mostly original work. He was the only pupil at his school to study
A-level music and he passed with an A grade. He also claims to have been good at sport (captain of KES 2nd XI cricket team 1982), which often surprised his teachers. He would often combine the two by leading the singing on the long coach trip back from away rugby fixtures. It was here that he was given his nickname Bill by his music teacher, Ian Phipps, for being able to play the song "
Won't You Come Home Bill Bailey" so well on the guitar.
He started an English degree at
Westfield College but left after a year.
[4]
He spent his early years listening to
Monty Python records, and rehearsing with a band called the "Famous Five",
[5] who he himself confesses were very bad but still much better than him and who, unexpectedly, had only four members.
[6] However, he is a classically trained musician and received an Associateship Diploma from the
London College of Music as well as being made an honorary member of the
Society of Crematorium Organists. Despite this, he has said that he always had the temptation to be silly with music, a trait that influences his
stand-up shows.
Bailey often mythologises his early years in his stand-up. In his show
Bewilderness
, he claims to have attended Bovington Gurney School of Performing Arts and Owl Sanctuary. He talks about a succession of jobs he had before becoming a comedian, including lounge
pianist, crematorium organist, door-to-door door-salesman and accompaniment for a
mind-reading dog. A clip of Bailey's appearance in the dog's routine was shown during his
Room 101
appearance. He also is self-deprecating about his appearance, suggesting he is so hairy that he is part troll, or that his hair or beard is a small animal named Lionel whom he has trained to sit 'very very still.'
Bailey also talks about his role as a "Disenfranchised Owl" in an experimental
Welsh theatre troupe (mentioned in an with
Australian newspaper
Post
). Other acting roles included a part in a
Workers' Revolutionary Party stage production called
The Printers
, which also featured
Vanessa Redgrave and
Frances de la Tour. His
trivia page on
IMDb also claims that he was awarded Best Actor in the 1986 Institut Français awards.
An avid
Star Trek
fan, he named his son (born 2003) after the
Star Trek: Deep Space 9
character
Dax and often refers to himself as a
Klingon (once claiming during his "Part Troll" tour that his ear-mounted microphone made him resemble "a wizard in a call centre" and "a Klingon motivational speaker").
He currently lives in
Hammersmith in
London.
Career
Early stand-up
Bailey began touring the country with other comedians such as
Mark Lamarr. In 1986 he formed a double act, the Rubber Bishops, with
Toby Longworth (a former fellow pupil at King Edward's Bath) who was replaced in 1988 by
Martin Stubbs. They achieved a certain amount of success on the club circuit, partly due to their rigorous schedule — sometimes as many as three or four gigs a night. It was here that Bailey began developing his own unique style, mixing in musical
parodies with
deconstructions of or variations on traditional jokes ("How many
amoebas does it take to change a
lightbulb? One, no two! No four! No eight...") - according to comedy folklore, after a reviewer once criticised his act for its lack of jokes, Bailey returned the following night, at
Queen Margaret College, Edinburgh, to perform a set composed entirely of punchlines.
Stubbs later quit to pursue a more serious career, and in 1994 Bailey performed
Rock
at the
Edinburgh Festival Fringe with
Sean Lock, a show about an aging rockstar and his
roadie, script-edited by comedy writer
Jim Miller. It was later
serialised for the
Mark Radcliffe show on
BBC Radio 1. However, the show's attendances were not impressive and on one occasion the only person in the audience was comedian
Dominic Holland. Bailey confessed in an with
The Independent
that he almost gave it up to do a telesales job.
He persevered, however, and went
solo the next year with the one man show
Bill Bailey's Cosmic Jam
. The show was very well received and led to a recording at the
Bloomsbury Theatre in
London which was broadcast in 1996 on
Channel 4 as a one-hour special called
Bill Bailey Live
. It was not until 2005 that this was released in
DVD uncut and under its original title. It marked the first time that Bailey had been able to tie together his music and
post-modern gags with the whimsical rambling style he is now known for.
After supporting
Donna McPhail in 1995 and winning a
Time Out
award, he returned to
Edinburgh in 1996 with a critically acclaimed show that was nominated for the
Perrier Comedy Award. Amongst the other nominees was future
Black Books
co-star
Dylan Moran, who narrowly beat him in the closest vote in the award's history.
Bailey won the Best Live
Stand-Up award at the
British Comedy Awards,
1999.
Television
Though he didn't win the
Perrier in 1996, the nomination was enough to get him noticed, and in 1998 the
BBC gave him his own television show,
Is It Bill Bailey?
This was not Bailey's first foray into television. As early as 1991, he was appearing in stand-up shows such as
The Happening
,
Packing Them In
,
The Stand Up Show
, and
The Comedy Store
. He also appeared as captain on two
panel games, an
ITV music quiz pilot called
Pop Dogs
, and the poorly received
Channel 4 sci-fi quiz show,
Space Cadets
. However
Is it Bill Bailey?
was the first time he had written and presented his own show.
With his star on the rise and gaining public recognition, over the next few years, Bailey made well received guest appearances on shows such as
Have I Got News For You
where he was team captain,
World Cup Comedy
,
Room 101
,
Des O'Connor Tonight
,
Coast to Coast
and three episodes of off-beat Channel 4 sitcom
Spaced
, in which he played comic-shop manager Bilbo Bagshot.
In 1998,
Dylan Moran approached him with the pilot script for
Black Books
, a Channel 4 sitcom about a grumpy bookshop owner, his put-upon assistant, and their neurotic female friend. It was commissioned in 2000, and Bailey took the part of the assistant
Manny Bianco, with Moran playing the owner Bernard, and
Tamsin Greig the friend, Fran. Three series of six episodes were made, building up a large cult
fanbase, providing the public awareness on which Bailey would build a successful national tour in 2001.
When
Sean Hughes left his long-term role as a team captain on
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
in 2002, Bailey became his successor. His style quickly blended into the show, possibly helped by his background in music. He soon developed a rapport of sorts with host
Mark Lamarr, who continually teased him about his looks and his pre-occupation with woodland animals. It was announced on the 18th of September 2008 that Bill would be leaving the series and be replaced by a series of guest captains including Jack Dee and Dermot O'Leary.
[7]
Bailey has appeared frequently on the intellectual panel game
QI
since it began in 2003, appearing alongside host
Stephen Fry and regular panellist
Alan Davies. Other television appearances include a cameo role in Alan Davies' drama series
Jonathan Creek
as failing street
magician Kenny Starkiss and obsessed guitar teacher in the "Holiday" episode of Sean Lock's
Fifteen Storeys High
. He later appeared with Lock again as a guest on his show
TV Heaven, Telly Hell
. He has also appeared twice on
Friday Night with Jonathan Ross
.
Bailey also presented
which began on
Channel 4 on 15 October 2006. The series focuses on the protection of Britain's wild animals, and has included rehoming badgers, owls, and water voles.
Bailey has most recently appeared in the second series of the E4 teenage "dramedy"
Skins
playing Maxxie's Dad, Walter Oliver. In episode 1, Walter struggles with his son's desire to be a dancer, instead wishing him to become a builder, which is what he himself does for a living. Walter is married to Jackie, played by
Fiona Allen.
Bailey appeared on the first episode of
Grand Designs Live on 4 May 2008, helping
Kevin McCloud build his eco-friendly home. In 2009 Bailey appeared in the BBC show "Hustle" as the Character "Cyclops", a side-line character. In the Autumn of 2009 Bailey will be presenting, Bill Bailey's Big Bird Watch.
[8]
International tours
In 2001, Bailey began touring the globe with
Bewilderness
, which became a huge success. A recording of a performance in
Swansea was released on
DVD the same year, and the show was broadcast on Channel 4 that Christmas. A modified version of it also proved successful in America, and in 2002 Bill released a
CD of a recording at the WestBeth Theatre in
New York. The show contained all his trademarks, popular music parodies (such as Unisex Chip Shop, a
Billy Bragg tribute which he actually performed with Billy Bragg at the 2005
Glastonbury Festival), "three men in a pub" jokes (including one in the style of
Geoffrey Chaucer) and deconstructions of television themes such as
Countdown
and
The Magic Roundabout
. A 'Bewilderness' CD was sold outside gigs, which was actually just a mixture of studio recordings of songs and monologues Bill had performed in the past - it was later released in shops as
Bill Bailey: The Ultimate Collection... Ever!
. That same year he also presented a Channel 4 countdown,
Top Ten Prog Rock
.
Bailey premiered his show
Part Troll
at the
2003 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. A critical and commercial success, he then transferred it to the
West End where tickets sold out in under 24 hours, and new dates had to be added. Since then he has toured it all over the
UK as well as in
America,
Australia and
New Zealand. The show marked the first time Bailey had really tackled
political material, as he expanded on subjects such as the war on Iraq, which he had only touched upon before in his
Bewilderness New York
show. He also talks extensively on
drugs, at one point asking the audience to name different ways of baking
cannabis. A DVD was released in 2004.
2005 finally saw the release of his 1996 show
Bill Bailey's Cosmic Jam
. The 2-disc set also contained a
director's cut of
Bewilderness
, which featured a routine on
Stephen Hawking's
A Brief History of Time
not seen in the original version.
Bailey performed at show at the
2006 Edinburgh Festival Fringe entitled "
Steampunk". It looked set to become the fastest selling fringe show ever (The previous record holder also being Bailey in
The Odd Couple in
2005.) But a ticketing mix-up forced the last 10% of tickets to be Purchased in person from the venue rather than pre-booked, meaning the venue filled at a slower overall rate than it should have.
Bailey appeared at the
Beautiful Days festival in August 2007. The UK leg of the
Tinselworm
tour enjoyed 3 sell-out nights at the
MEN Arena in
Manchester, Europe's largest indoor arena, and culminated with a sell-out performance at
Wembley Arena.
Early in 2007, a petition was started to express fans' wishes to see him cast as a dwarf in the 2010 film
The Hobbit
, after his stand-up routine mentioned auditioning for
Gimli in
The Lord of the Rings
. The petition reached its goal in the early days of January, and was sent to the producers. It was hoped that as the Tinselworm tour took him to Wellington in New Zealand where the film is in pre-production, that he would be able to audition.
[9].
Other appearances
In 2000 he had a small role in British comedy film
Saving Grace
, and also voiced the
sperm whale in 2005's
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
movie.
In 2002, Bailey provided the voice for a
BMW Mini advertising campaign, as well as writing and performing a series of
British Airways adverts in which, through the use of music, he took a humorous look at several locations around the world.
Bailey has also performed dramatic roles in two
Edinburgh Festival Fringe shows, both directed by Guy Masterson. He played Juror #4 in a
2003 version of
12 Angry Men
featuring comedians in the roles of the jurors and also co-starred as Oscar in a
2005 production of
The Odd Couple
alongside
Alan Davies.
Radio appearances include two episodes each of
Chain Reaction
,
The 99p Challenge
,
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
, and three episodes of
Just a Minute
, as well as presenting
Good Vibrations: The History of the Theremin
, co-hosting the first series of
The Museum Of Curiosity
and appearing on
Loose Ends
.
In 2005, he appeared in
Birmingham, as an act for "Jasper Carrott's Rock with Laughter". He appeared alongside performers such as
Bonnie Tyler,
Jasper Carrott,
Lenny Henry,
Bobby Davro and the
Lord of the Dance troupe.
Bill Bailey was due to appear in
Shaun of the Dead
, but in the commentary included with the DVD
Simon Pegg and
Edgar Wright said that he was not in the film because he was busy with other commitments at the time. He did however have two minor roles as the police receptionists in Pegg and Wright's 2007 film
Hot Fuzz
.
In February 2007 Bailey organised, produced and starred in a
West End show called
Pinter's People, a collection of sketches by playwright
Harold Pinter. The show also starred
Kevin Eldon,
Sally Phillips and
Geraldine McNulty.
In March 2007, Bill Bailey appeared at the International Human Beatbox Convention at the South Bank Centre in London, introducing
Shlomo to the stage for the climax of the concert, as well as showing off his own beatboxing.
On 4 May 2007, he appeared as the guest presenter of
BBC One's
Have I Got News for You
and again on the 9 May 2008.
In July 2007, Bill Bailey narrated a series of animated reading books for dyslexic children called '
Nessy Tales'.
On 9 June 2008 Bailey was the guest on Radio 4's
Desert Island Discs [10] and, later the same day, appeared in the first episode of an adaptation of
The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists on the same station.
Also in June Bill made a guest appearance on the Australian show 'Rove Live' and whilst in a questionnaire to win $20 in 20 seconds, answered the question; "Who would you turn gay for?"
by replying; "The pope"
In September, he was one of the hosts of the
So You Think You're Funny?
comedy gala at the
Edinburgh Festival Fringe
.
[11]
On 12 November 2008, Bill was one of the performers of "
We Are Most Amused", a special comedy performance to celebrate the 60th birthday of
Prince Charles.
Music
Bailey is a talented
pianist and
guitarist and has
perfect pitch. His stand-up routines often feature music from genres such as jazz, rock (most notably
prog rock from the early seventies), drum'n'bass, rave and classical, usually for comic value. Favourite instruments include the keyboard,
guitar,
theremin,
kazoo and
bongos. He also mentioned in an interview that he has achieved Grade 6
Clarinet. He was also part of punk band Beergut 100,
[12] which he founded in 1995 with comedy writer Jim Miller and also featured
Martin Trenaman and
Phil Whelans, with
Kevin Eldon as lead singer.
[13] The band performed at the
2006 Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
[14] Trenaman and Welans had previously appeared in
Cosmic Jam
under the name "The Stan Ellis Experiment", and Trenaman and Eldon later featured with
John Moloney in the
Kraftwerk homage "Das
Hokey Kokey" on the
Part Troll
tour. Bill claims that he and the 3 other performers are a Kraftwerk tribute band called
Augenblick
. To mark the final gig of the
Part Troll
tour on 1 January 2005 the band reappeared on stage after the "Das Hokey Kokey" joke to play an hour-long encore of music.
In February 2007, Bill appeared on two occasions with the
BBC Concert Orchestra and
Anne Dudley in a show entitled
Cosmic Shindig
. Performed in The Colosseum in Watford on 24 February and in the
Queen Elizabeth Hall on 26 February, the show contained orchestrally accompanied versions of many of Bill's previously performed songs, an exploration of the instruments of the orchestra and a number of new pieces of music. The
Queen Elizabeth Hall performance was aired on
BBC Radio 3 on 16 March 2007 as a part of
Comic Relief 2007.
Bill had planned to put himself forward as Britain's
Eurovision entry in 2008, as a result of several fan petitions encouraging him to do so.
[15]
In October 2008 he performed
Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra
at the
Royal Albert Hall with the
BBC Concert Orchestra, conducted by
Anne Dudley.
[16]
Future
As of September 2008, Bailey is working on a film project about the explorer and naturalist
Alfred Russel Wallace, in the form of an Indonesian travelogue.
[17] Bailey said in an interview that Wallace had been "airbrushed out of history", and that he feels a "real affinity" with him.
Selected works
Tours
- Bill Bailey's Cosmic Jam
(1995)
- Bewilderness
(2000–2002)
- Part Troll
(2003–2004)
- Steampunk
(August 2006)
- Tinselworm
(September 2007 - January 2009)
- Bill Bailey: Live
(June 2009 - August 2009) [18]
TV/Film
- Asylum
(1996)
- Space Cadets
(1997) (Regular Team Captain)
- Is It Bill Bailey?
(1998)
- Spaced
(1999–2001)
- Have I Got News for You
(Guest - 1999, 2001, 2005. Guest Presenter - 2007/2008)
- Saving Grace
(2000)
- ''Maid Marian and her Merry Men (1992). Cameo court jester to King John
- Black Books
(2000–2004)
- Jonathan Creek
- * "Satan's Chimney" (2001)
- * "The Tailor's Dummy" (2003)
- Wild West
(2002–2004)
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks
(2002–2008) (Regular team captain)
- QI
(2003–present) (Frequent guest)
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
(2005) (Voice of the Sperm Whale)
- The Libertine
(Small cameo role as advisor to Charles II of England).
- Wild Thing I Love You
(2006) (Presenter)
- ''Top Gear (A Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car)
- Hot Fuzz
(2007)
- Run, Fat Boy, Run
(2007) (Cameo)
- Skins
(2008)
- Love Soup
(2008)
- We Are Most Amused
(2008) (One-off special
)
- Hustle
- * "Return of the Prodigal" (2009)
- * "Diamond Seeker" (2009)
- Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (2009)
- Steve's World* 2009
DVDs
- Cosmic Jam
(1995)
- Bewilderness
(2001)
- Part Troll
(2004)
- Cosmic Jam
(special two part with bonus disc featuring Bewilderness as performed in Swansea, 2001)
- The Classic Collection
(Boxset featuring Bewilderness, Part Troll And Cosmic Jam, 2006)
- Tinselworm
(2008)
- Bill Bailey: Collector's Edition
(Boxset featuring Bewilderness, Part Troll, Cosmic Jam And Tinselworm, 2008)
- Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra
(Due in November 2009)
CDs
- Bewilderness
(2000)
- Bewilderness in New York
(2002)
- The Ultimate Collection... Ever!
(2003)
- Part Troll
(2004)
- Cosmic Jam
(2006)
- Das Hokey Kokey
(2006) - Single
- Tinselworm
(2007) - Live & Direct recordings of most dates of the 'Tinselworm' tour
Books
- The Many Moods of Bill Bailey
(A song book which collects 9 of Bill's most popular songs from the period of 1995-2005. Including instructions from Bill himself (which ventures into how they were created) and pictures) (2007)
References
- Bill Bailey
- Title Unavailable
- Comedy Map of Britain
- "People are obsessed by how I look", ''The Independent'', 21 November 2008.
- [http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedymap/episode1.shtml Episode 1 - West London to the West Country]
- Title Unavailable
- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7623854.stm
- Bill Baileys Big Bird Watch
- All That Glitters
- Desert Island Discs featuring Bill Bailey
- Gilded Balloon - So You Think You're Funny
- Looking back at a week of Fringe madness
- Kevin Eldon Interview
- The essential guide to Edinburgh
- Eurovision (Latest News)
- Bill Bailey's Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra
- How Bill got his groove
- http://www.billbailey.co.uk/tour/ Bill Bailey website: Tour page