Ross Markham Noble
[1] (born 5 June, 1976) is an English stand-up comedian, brought up in Cramlington, Northumberland.
Noble rose to mainstream popularity through making appearances on British and Australian television, particularly interviews and on celebrity quiz shows such as Have I Got News For You
. [2] He has also released DVDs of several of his tours.
In a poll for Channel 4, Noble was voted the 10th on a list of the 100 Greatest Stand Ups. [3]
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Stand-up performance
Noble's stand-up routine is a largely improvised and surreal performance with a
stream of consciousness delivery. Often, a large percentage of his set becomes based around
heckles and conversations with members of the audience.
[4] Although he does often have a few set topics which he performs throughout a tour, he describes the planning for the entire show as, "about four words on a piece of scrap paper".
[5]
Noble often
mimes actions on-stage to help the audience visualise his surreal ideas, for example, telling the audience to NEVER put a blanket over an owl, and exactly what an owl neck detection device is ("just a stick with a pointy bit on it") or showing the audience how to serve double header ice creams properly after considering his own made-up plot of
24
in which
Jack Bauer escapes a cell using a greasy
goose.
[6]
Noble has commented on how his shows are similar to
24
. The fact that he juggles many topics and unfinished stories throughout the show, due to his unpredictable performance style, interruptions from hecklers or because he has drifted off into another surreal conversation. Thus the audience pesters Noble to tell the ending of his unfinished stories, which are usually eventually concluded at the end of his shows. His most famous example is in his
Randomist
tour, where he started to tell a story about him being interviewed after
Live 8 near the beginning of a show in
Newcastle, which he did not finish until the end of the performance, around two hours later.
[7] This relates to an earlier comment he made in his
Regent's Park
show, saying that his mind, "Tends to wander off [the point] slightly," and later added that, "[he] can open up too many tangents at once… it's a never-ending expanding spiral of possibilities." At which point, he forgot what he was talking about.
[8]
Career
Early years
Noble is originally from
Cramlington,
Northumberland. "The ultimate in dullness" helped him with his career - he found little to do in his
hometown so he became particularly imaginative.
[9] At the age of 11, it was discovered that he suffered from
dyslexia. Because of this, Noble decided to work within a career which did not rely on academic skills. He had a brief stint as a street juggler with a friend, and aspired to join a circus. He joined a clown troupe and sold balloons as a stilt-walker, before deciding to become a comedian after winning tickets to a comedy show.
[10]
Noble has been performing stand-up since this decision, and appeared in his local comedy club at the age of 15, despite licensing laws that prohibited him working there and forced him to leave through the kitchen.
Noble studied
performing arts at Newcastle College, after he told his
careers adviser at school he wanted to be a
comedian. He later stated that this had no effect on his stand-up ability, as he believes that the information taught is not important in being a good performer.
[11]
Stand-up career
Since starting as a stand-up comedian, Noble has won many awards, including a
Time Out award winner in 2000 for his
Edinburgh show
Chickenmaster
, and a
Perrier Award nomination in 1999 for another
Edinburgh Festival show
Laser Boy
. He has since achieved great popularity in both the
UK and
Australia, where he has toured extensively every year since 2001. Noble's 2003 show
Unrealtime
was the best-selling show at the
Edinburgh Fringe [12], before transferring to
London's
West End for a month long season at the
Garrick Theatre where it played to packed houses. A recording of this tour was shown on
BBC Two in 2004, and a double DVD set was released later that year.
During 2004, Noble performed at the
Edinburgh Fringe and the
Melbourne International Comedy Festival and other venues with his show
Noodlemeister
. His 2005 UK tour,
Randomist
, ran from September to December, of which he continued in Australia during 2006. In April 2006, Noble was involved in a
motorbike accident, and both fractured and dislocated his collarbone. Conveniently he crashed right outside a hospital. Noble performed his shows over the following weeks with his arm in a sling.
[13] During his 'Things' tour, in
Bristol on 1 March, 2009, he claimed that before the paramedics would help him, he was forced to do his
Stephen Hawking impression.
Whilst performing in Edinburgh in September 2006 for his
Fizzy Logic
tour, a fight broke out during the gig, caused by a drunken member of the audience arguing with another. Also, in his Edinburgh gig, some one kindly gave him a basket of mini-muffins with faces printed on them; this is related to a sketch from Noble's DVD 'Sonic Waffle', in which he mentions his hobby of finding faces in muffins.
[14] At another gig, he found someone filming the show on their mobile phone and confiscated the phone. He then recorded a video on it himself.
[15] After finding that several people recorded his finale skit, "The falling owl stunt", Noble encouraged the entire audience to record the stunt simultaneously and post them on
YouTube, in an attempt to achieve, "The largest number of videos showing exactly the same thing."
[16] He then took his tour to Australia in February 2007, during which he filmed a yet-to-be-released documentary about his travels around the country.
[17]
Noble has recently finished his 2007
Nobleism
tour in the UK.
[18] His show in
Liverpool on
21 October,
2007 was screened live to 43
Vue cinemas. If the event had sold out, he would have played to over 10,000 people.
[19].
Noble also likes to indulge in the audience giving him gifts during shows, and keeps them. During a recent show however, a person left their shoe on stage, and asked for it back. Ross was hesitant, but eventually gave the shoe back to much applause. Similarly, at a gig at the
Edinburgh Playhouse during Noble's 2005 Randomist tour, a member of the audience put his feet up on the stage, and later removed his shoes and put them on the stage instead. It is now traditional for the entire front row of an Edinburgh audience to place their shoes upon the stage during the interval, which causes Noble much amusement when he returns.
[20] However, if your shoes are on the stage elsewhere, they will be thrown onto the second tier of the arena. During a show in
Cardiff on the Fizzy Logic Tour, a member of the audience presented Ross with a pair of sunglasses which he had remarked on while at a show in
Birmingham. The audience member had purchased them, travelled to the next available show and gave them to Ross as a gift.
It is common for Noble to have a new and elaborate set for each tour. Some of these include - trees disguised as trees, an enchanted forest (complete with an entirely imaginary elven carriage) and a giant inflatable representation of himself.
Ross performed at the 2008
Latitude Festival and rounded off his set by leading everyone in the tent in a huge
conga line (which quickly turned into a stampede) to a
vegan food stand so they could all ask for pies and sausage rolls.
[21] [22]
Ross is currently on tour, "Things", which began early 2009. During the tour Ross uses as background an inflatable in the form of many animals, consisting of a turtle's body, tentacles, lizard's feet, bird's wings and lobster's claws. However the representation of this monster on the "Postergram" that is available to buy from the shows, has no lobster claws on it. This beast has four heads, all bearing a striking resemblance to Ross.
He revealed at the Grimsby Auditorium show on 19 May 2009, that the DVD of his show 'Nobleism' will be released in November 2009, after a legal battle with his previous manager prevented a release in 2008 as originally planned.
TV and radio
Guest appearances
Noble has not done any acting work on TV or radio, as he prefers stand-up for giving him the freedom to say what he wants without being influenced by a crew.
Nevertheless, he has made many TV appearances, which mainly take the form of interviews and
panel game participation. In the UK, he has appeared on
BBC's
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
and
Friday Night with Jonathan Ross
.
[23] Noble has also made eight appearances on
BBC 1's
Have I Got News for You
[24] including the first show guest presented by
Paul Merton. His most memorable appearance on the show saw him and
Paul Merton answer all their questions wrong, and getting no points in the entire show.
[25] He was Paul Merton's guest on
Room 101, where he wanted to consign to history the likes of
Craig David, cartoon animals who wear clothes, people who look like cats,
clipboards and
Christian rock music. He makes regular contributions to
BBC Radio 4's
Just a Minute
[26] and has also appeared on
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
[27] and presented
4 At The Store
.
[28] In July 2007, Ross featured, as part of his "In The Company Of...", on the
Colin Murray show on
BBC Radio 1, and in August 2007 Noble appeared on
Steve Wright in the Afternoon
on
BBC Radio 2.
In Australia, he has guested on such TV and radio shows as
Network Ten's
Rove (Live)
,
The Panel
,
Good News Week
and
Thank God You're Here
[29], as well as the
ABC's
The Glasshouse
,
Spicks and Specks
,
Good News Week,
Triple M radio show
Get This
, and can be heard regularly on
Triple J.
In the
Irish Republic, he appeared on the first series of
Tubridy Tonight
, where he went over to a prop bookcase to inspect if the books were real. Upon reading one book, he found a photo of
Mike Yarwood on one page, which he cut out and wore as a mask for a portion of the interview.
[30]
Hosted series
Besides making various guest appearances, Noble has been the host of an Australian radio show, and the subject of two BBC radio series. Noble's worldwide travels as a stand-up were the subject of his own BBC Radio 4 series
Ross Noble Goes Global
, produced by
Danny Wallace. This series, recorded between April and May 2001, saw him recording his observations as he travelled around various countries. In January 2005, Noble joined
Australian
comedienne Terri Psiakis in co-hosting
Ross and Terri
, the weekday lunch shift on national radio station
Triple J. Following on from
Ross Noble Goes Global
, Radio 4 broadcasted a new series called
Ross Noble On…
during January to February 2007. The 4-episode series followed his 2006 UK tour, featuring performances in
Brighton,
York,
Manchester and
Newcastle.
[31] All of the Radio 4 programmes have since been released as BBC audio CDs.
Noble once again teamed up with Terri Psiakis on Triple J for two weeks of
Ross and Terri
in January 2006. This second period on Triple J also saw Ross and Terri founding "Pants Across Australia", during which, 4 pairs of trousers were sent to the north, south, east and west extremities of Australia and then back to Melbourne.
[32] Unfortunately,
Ross and Terri
did not return to this slot in 2007, however Terri Psiakis and Amy Blackmur (the pair's producer from their 2006 show) did present a limited run of shows during a similar time frame earlier in the year, under the working title "T 'n' A" ("Terri and Amy"). As well as this, Terri and Amy decided to continue in the evening slot of 6pm - 10pm.
Personal life
Noble has a daughter, Elfie (who they call Elf), with his Australian-born wife Fran. He lived on a farm in
St Andrews, a semi-rural town on the northern outskirts of
Melbourne,
Australia, until it was destroyed by the
2009 Victorian bushfires. Noble and his family were not harmed in the fire.
[33] [34] He has used this unfortunate event in his act and profits from the sale of the show's programme/poster (or "postergram" as it's called) were being donated to a charitable fund to help those similarly affected.
Tours
These dates apply to Noble's UK tours.
- Laser Boy
– 1999
- Chickenmaster
– 2000
- Slackers' Playtime
– 2001
- Sonic Waffle
– 2002
- Unrealtime
– 2003
- Noodlemeister
– 2004
- Randomist
– 2005
- Fizzy Logic
– 2006
- Nobleism
– 2007
- Things
– 2009
DVD releases
Several recorded performances of Ross Noble are available on DVD, notable for the large amount of extras that appear on them.
[35] With Noble's recorded shows, they are mostly dominated by Noble with just a few moments of audience participation. Although throughout the rest of his tour, Noble is more relaxed with the audience joining in, even though sometimes the audience can dominate a show, as seen on the extra "Live in Birmingham" gig on the
Randomist
DVD.
[36] All of Ross' DVDs are region free, with the exception of Unrealtime.
[37]
Unrealtime
:A Double DVD set which includes a performance of Noble's
Unrealtime
show at the
Garrick Theatre, as well as a performance at the
Regent's Park Open Air Theatre. Also Noble on tour backstage footage and a quiz to unlock extra footage. Also contains a 'Trivia Track' which contains spoof "facts" relating to the show's content.
Sonic Waffle
:The single DVD contains the uncut last night performance from
London's
Vaudeville Theatre, complete with commentary and, "commentary on the commentary," audio tracks. It also includes his 'meat on the face' performance from the
BBC television series
Jack Dee Live at the Apollo
, which has an audio commentary opinion where Noble is joined by a
Cantonese interpreter. The DVD also offers the viewer to play a game of celebrity muffins.
Randomist
:A 4-disc set which contains unedited performances from the City Hall in
Newcastle, the Victoria Hall in
Stoke, the
Alexandra Theatre in
Birmingham and the town hall in
Melbourne,
Australia. The extras include the documentaries
Ross' Highland Fling
and
Ross' Australia Tour
, and an interactive quiz. The fourth disc contains the Randomiser, and an hour's worth of randomised live performance clips from
York,
Manchester and
Liverpool. Commentary is included for three of the shows.
Fizzy Logic
:Fizzy Logic is Noble's 4th DVD set, consisting of two discs. The first contains a full performance recorded in
Canberra during 2007, and a documentary charting his
New Zealand circuit. The second contains six shows from his UK tour and special seventh from
Southend, which is unlocked by being able to find out where the previous six shows were performed.
Nobleism
- To be released November 2009
:Nobleism is Noble's 5th DVD set. It will be released in the UK on November 2 and in Australia on November 13, 2009. It will consist of two discs.
References
- Fizzy Logic Tour, Launceston, Tasmania - 2007-07-04
- Noble is wafflely versatile
- 100 Greatest Stand Ups - Results Page Published by Channel 4. Retrieved on 2007-07-18.
- Biography
- Ross Noble interview, Jo Whiley on BBC Radio 1 on 2006-11-06
- Unrealtime
- Randomist
- Unrealtime
- The Noble art of stand-up
- Here's one I didn't prepare earlier
- BBC - South Yorkshire Stage - Ross Noble interview
- Fringe passes million tickets mark
- Randomist, Australia Tour
- Ross Noble interview, Nemone on BBC 6 Music (2006-09-27)
- YouTube - Ross Noble. Created 2006-09-04 by Ross Noble, and posted by callummackintosh. Retrieved on 2007-06-18.
- YouTube - Ross Noble World Record Attempt. Created 2006-10-27, by Ross Noble, and posted by belfastbonzo. Retrieved on 2007-06-18.
- YouTube - Ross Noble IN
- Ross Noble Official Website Live dates for ''Nobleism''. Retrieved on 2007-06-18.
- Noble's big-screen gig
- Fizzy Logic Tour, Edinburgh 2006-09-09, Nobleism Tour, Edinburgh 2007-09-08
- http://www.suchsmallportions.com/festivals/latitude/2008/latitude-2008-ross-noble.html
- http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=120&p=4097&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
- comedy cv - the UK's largest collection of comedians biogs and photos
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- Episode 268
- Radio 4 - Just A Minute
- Amazon - I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue 10
- BBC Shop - 4 At The Store
- Guests Line-up - Thanks God You're Here Series 3
- Episode 3
- Ross Noble On… Official BBC Homepage. Retrieved on 2007-07-18.
- Ross and Terri Homepage
- Noble loses home in bush fires
- Comedian Ross Noble loses house in bush fires
-
Play.com - Ross Noble: Fizzy Logic
- Ross Noble Merchandise, Audio and Video
- Ross Noble - DVD Region Codes and Distribution